Yes. The hoarding continues. Seriously, this one is bad.
Again, my cell phone went missing. Like...ALL DAY missing. I periodically looked for it throughout the day and it was no where to be found. I checked E's normal hiding places. No where.
Wanna know where this kid put it?
Guess.
OK, he put it in the garbage bag that was in the kitchen that I conveniently tied up later in the day and put in the big garbage can in the garage.
Here's the details: As that day was coming to a close and all hope was nearly lost (Don't you love how dramatic I am? Charming, I know.) I had a feeling that he may have, in fact, ever-so-sweetly thrown my phone away. So I asked Ofir to call my phone and lo and behold, the damn trash can started to ring.
Yes, I dug through the garbage. The coolest part? It was welded against the ground hamburger meat styrofoam tray thing.
YUCK.
Someone help my child.
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Do you have weird dreams? I sure do.
Last night I dreamt two things.
One, all of my teeth were loose and rotten. I had to keep pressing my tongue against the upper teeth just to keep them from falling out. If you have never dreamed about your teeth falling out, consider yourself lucky. They are awful.
Secondly, I dreamt that I was on a bridge with Ofir and there were tons of Great White sharks in the water below. People were scrambling to get away from them and they started eating people. Then Ofir and I were suddenly in the water trying to get away. And then the dream flips to a shore on a beach and there are pieces of people all around me that the sharks had left behind. WHAT is wrong with my mind? Yuck. If you have never dreamed about sharks eating you and those around you, consider yourself lucky. They are awful too.
What do you dream about?
Oh my god! I have teeth dreams! They are so freaky!!! I have to run to the bathroom when I wake up to make sure they haven't fallen. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, I had a tooth dream two nights ago...at first it was just a back molar that fell out, but then my entire front bottom row of teeth crumbled and fell out. it was beyond disturbing. I've had teeth dreams before, but this was by far the most obscene.
ReplyDeleteSo did you google tooth dreams? Eish. http://www.dreammoods.com/cgibin/teethdreams.pl?method=exact&header=dreamid&search=teethintro
I have them ALL the time. This one was super bad though.
ReplyDeleteHeather you just made me laugh out loud. The "crumble" part is so in my dreams!
According to that site, we are all embarassed, anxiety-riden people. Sounds true! Ha!
I have both of these dreams. Hate them. Sometimes the sharks are alligators. An alligator dragged Knox into the water and bit his front two paws off the other night. In my dreams, of course.
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